My life be like....

Amychophilia: sexual arousal from scratching

Stigmatophilia: sexual arousal from tattoos and piercings

Odaxelagnia: sexual arousal from biting

Basorexia: strong craving or hunger for kissing

Putting your hand over a girls mouth to stop people hearing her moaning is the hottest thing

Kissing her and letting her moan into your mouth is even sexier

(via can-you-feel-my-heart-2121)

heteroh:

"your lips look so chapped"

image

(via blueyedwreck)

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

(via demonocalypse)

littl1madasain:

etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

edible motherfucking crowns

(via are-you-playing-pokemon)

unit03:

woodmeat:

0 to 100 real quick


"my mama said i gotta come home right now immediately"

unit03:

woodmeat:

0 to 100 real quick

"my mama said i gotta come home right now immediately"

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via sierra--brooke)

somesickcat:

No photoshop. Just a kitty with HUGE EYES.

(via eselgee)